"It's hard being a positive guy," says Remo. "I mean, here I am, some cheap Piñata, I've been hanging in some weird fruit stand for what seems like an eternity, my scalp is killing me, and it doesn't seem like I'll ever get adopted. But then I think, do I really even want to be picked by some little sap who desperately wants to beat me to death in celebration of his birthday? Well, I'm a Piñata, so I actually really do want to be the center of attention at the party, I wanna be smashed open, and I want to have the kids ravage my guts and intestines. To them, it's candy. But to me, that's my heart and my lungs, and last night's pizza. I don't really want to die, but in a weird way I do, too. It's what I was made for. Life's messed up like that." |
Remo's awesome, man. What a bitch! He's got a real good sense of humor. That face he made while we were walking home from Corona.
ReplyDeleteHe was like:
"Yo Frankie, where the f@%K are we going?!?"
"Can't you walk any slower Granpa, it's freezing out here!!!"
"What kinda shit are you 2 turds mumbling about?!?!"
I can't wait to see what happens when Remo's in the same room with Sudsy & Mr. Parfenix at this year's Christmas Warm-Up Party. After a few mugs of punch, it could be a real "Ball-Busting Filibuster"!
Was finding Remo another Christmas Miracle? I hope so...
P.S.: Maybe we should go back and get that Chipmunk guy too?... He looks like a riot!
ReplyDeleteThat pinata is dark.
ReplyDeletePerfect for the holidays.