Zebras can make OK
puppets.
They’re pretty
harmless and they won’t stab you in the back (like ghosts do).
But you really won’t
get too far in conversation with them.
Take this guy for
instance. He calls himself “John”, which should tell you a lot about him
already.
Every time you ask him
a question, he’s like:
“I dunno”, “What’s
dat?” , “Not sure”, “I don’t have that kinda money Rubbish”
See what I'm saying? A
real drag. Buzz farts.
A fun and great guy
when he’s doing your laundry, but chatting with…Egads!
It’s like I always
tell Frankie:
If you don’t know the
answer to a question, do whatever you can to make it seem like you DO know the
answer to the question. It helps fill in those awkward conversational gaps that
can be a real killer.
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