He's telling me the official pizza "rules".  Not that the pizza is awesome, the laundry list of pizza do's and don'ts 
that this guy constantly berates me with. Every time I see him. Then, whenever I ask him his name, he's like, 
"You don't know my name?" Like I'm supposed to know.  But he won't tell me.  
I think it's all part of the Pizza Rules. |