There was an awful leak in my basement, so I called Fintan, a very popular downtown Handyman, to come help me out. We had to move my giant Christmas-Tree-Light-Back-Up Generator to discover the water source. When we did we found a hole in the wall. Fintan took a hammer to it and opened it up good.
It turns out Rubbish and Sudsy have been tunneling, in hopes of opening a super-exclusive restaurant and cocktail lounge. What a great idea. Why didn't I think of it? It's only going to have one stool in the whole place and Rubbish is gonna design a cocktail menu that focuses on cheese juice as the main ingredient. Instead of music, Sudsy's just going to sob.
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Fintan's gonna help them source out some repurposed wood for that rustic look |
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Fintan is from Ireland. He likes the Transformer movie franchise, eating sweets, and speeding on the highway. He welds for a hobby and he's teaching his 4-year-old son how to drive on one of his old lawnmowers. |
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Fintan likes to goof around, but he doesn't like for me to put my arm around him. |
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In this picture, Fintan is trying to strangle Rubbish James because he just caught him looking through his wallet. To the left is Fintan's Assistant, José, playing with some wet drywall. |
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Here's Fintan trying to act cool. Well, if it wasn't for him, my apartment might have turned to mush. Then by bedroom would be a mushroom! |