Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Parfenix Rent Message April

Got a voicemail from my landlord, Mr. Parfenix, on April First that went like this.  The PTBT that Mr. P refers to is the Pneumatic Tube Body Transportation System that gets Zaghaven rezzies out of the Sixth and back into the normal timeline.

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  1. Oh yea, the baseball is starting again.
    Go team NY! Win the sports!

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  2. I've decided that NOT paying the rent is actually a good deed.
    If we had met Mr. Parfenix at CitiField and paid the rent, he would've eaten 40 orders of ribs, 12 hot dogs, 25 beers and 3 souvenir scorecards.
    We were only trying to save him from himself.

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  3. He has quite a temper on him. No style though, Too much repetition.

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    1. As opposed to wearing a white sheet and yellow gloves for decades.....

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    2. I meant his vocabulary you little guttersnipe. You just wait sonny jim. A signature outfit MAKES A MAN! AND GHOST.

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    3. True words Sudso. You should check with Roget and see what words are synonymous with Guttersnipe.

      Does the word guttersnipe refer to the swift bird? I think I read somewhere that, that is where the word SNIPER originates. Shooters that could shoot the bird (snipe) were called snipers.

      Is the word guttersnipe similar to hood-rat?

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  4. Guttersnipe refers to a ankle-biting shit swab that lives in the drains

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    1. And you have frequent encounters with these guttersnipes apparently.

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    2. Good job getting the ghost all worked up L.



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