Got a voicemail from my landlord, Mr. Parfenix, on April First that went like this. The PTBT that Mr. P refers to is the Pneumatic Tube Body Transportation System that gets Zaghaven rezzies out of the Sixth and back into the normal timeline.
I've decided that NOT paying the rent is actually a good deed. If we had met Mr. Parfenix at CitiField and paid the rent, he would've eaten 40 orders of ribs, 12 hot dogs, 25 beers and 3 souvenir scorecards. We were only trying to save him from himself.
True words Sudso. You should check with Roget and see what words are synonymous with Guttersnipe.
Does the word guttersnipe refer to the swift bird? I think I read somewhere that, that is where the word SNIPER originates. Shooters that could shoot the bird (snipe) were called snipers.
Oh yea, the baseball is starting again.
ReplyDeleteGo team NY! Win the sports!
I've decided that NOT paying the rent is actually a good deed.
ReplyDeleteIf we had met Mr. Parfenix at CitiField and paid the rent, he would've eaten 40 orders of ribs, 12 hot dogs, 25 beers and 3 souvenir scorecards.
We were only trying to save him from himself.
He has quite a temper on him. No style though, Too much repetition.
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to wearing a white sheet and yellow gloves for decades.....
DeleteI meant his vocabulary you little guttersnipe. You just wait sonny jim. A signature outfit MAKES A MAN! AND GHOST.
DeleteTrue words Sudso. You should check with Roget and see what words are synonymous with Guttersnipe.
DeleteDoes the word guttersnipe refer to the swift bird? I think I read somewhere that, that is where the word SNIPER originates. Shooters that could shoot the bird (snipe) were called snipers.
Is the word guttersnipe similar to hood-rat?
GETUM!
DeleteGuttersnipe refers to a ankle-biting shit swab that lives in the drains
ReplyDeleteAnd you have frequent encounters with these guttersnipes apparently.
DeleteSHOTS FIRED!
DeleteGood job getting the ghost all worked up L.
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