Squirrels Are Envious Critters

Sneaking Beauregard is just about smash his unknowing brother's head in.
Not because he wanted his peanut, which Joseph's been calling "Ma-Ma" since he found it.
Beauregard's been admiring & coveting Joey's hat for like 2 years now
and he just couldn't live without any longer.
Don't let a squirrel get too close to your flyest accessories. Not even if he's your brother!