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That's actually Dr. John Bear down there in the lower right hand corner wearing a Spider-Man mask.
He's a regular on Frankie's Apartment.  He gives out Ma's and Ba's and Phodeys like they're candy.
Expensive Candy.  He carries around blank diplomas in his bindlestiff.  He can make you
a fake passport if you need to flee the country, but that'll cost you 6 slices of meatloaf.
Still, all the details are free, as are his criticisms of the art Melia and I have chosen to
hang in our apartment.