Polly-O's research and development center is in Bensonhurst Brooklyn. They won't let you take any pictures, but if you go inside you can sign a waiver and taste all sorts of new experimental string cheese. They have all kinds of crazy string cheese stuff there. Rope Cheese, Cheese Hammocks, Cheese thread, and my favorite CHEESE SWEATERS! |
everything was perfect.
ReplyDelete-except that damn dish
I once tried to do a tight-rope walking act using Polly-O.
ReplyDeleteProblem was I could never get those cool slippers the magicians wear, so I'd slurp up the cheese like a strand of Spaghetti.
Isn't Slurpy your cousin's name? The way Snoopy has that cousin Spike that lives in the desert? Your cousin Slurpy lives in the "dessert" aka the dumpster behind the 711. I love getting Slurpy's post cards, they usually tell a stroy about how you fucked up in the old days.
DeleteThere used to be a crackhead called slurpy back in the hood.
DeleteHe had no teeth!