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| This is Mr. Parfenix's blimp, which he calls Blimpie, which makes him laugh every time. Mr. P's blimp used to be my blimp -- a little pin that he stole out of my sock drawer one afternoon while I was out galavanting, looking for treasure. In order to take a ride in Blimpie, Mr. P has has to drink 3 times as much shrink drink as he normally does. So not only is he very very small when he drives Blimpie, he's also very very drunk. Once he got pulled over by a couple of Lightning Bugs (didn't you know they were the insect police?) but he quickly grew to his full size and captured the bugs in his fat fists. He immediately threw them on the ground and smeared them with his foot -- which leaves a glowing streak on the pavement for about ten seconds. This is true, but please don't try it. We used to do it as kids all the time until one of the old Greek grandmothers accused us of having black hearts. |
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Blimp Pinback
Friday, June 7, 2013
North of the Sixth
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| I'm telling you it gets colder than John Snow's Game of Thrones in the haze of geography above Zaghaven. I don't know who's imagining what over there. The Candy Factory is just over the ridge. |
Sylvie and Pup
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| 50's Kid Show out of San Jose aired Monday to Friday at 4PM. All I'm saying is check out that guy in the middle. |
Race for Pinks
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| In Zaghaven, "Racing For Pinks" is when all the parents gather at Blue Kills Pool with their young children. The Children ride the Flamingos in a vicious race. Who-ever wins gets to keep their choice of the losers' kids if it's preferable to their own brat. The Flamingos are completely independent contractors in this business. "I do it for the exercise," said Nelly, the Flamingo to the far right. |
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Riverhead Raceway
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| Finally found the frozen Native American Giant that USED TO guard Zaghaven's Western Boundary. |
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| I don't blame him for quitting, we were paying him peanuts. |
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