New Job!

When they hired me they said all I had to do was sit near the carousel every Sunday at 2PM and 4PM.
I told them I'd work Christmas and Halloween and Easter.  But not Arbor Day!
That's where I drew the line.  Slave-drivers!  That's what they is!
I think I might quit, but I really do need the attention.
Kids are bursting into tears all the time, just like fans of the Beatles used to do.