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| WARNING: This product is so COOL, you might need to wear a little scarf or something because of the breeze it creates in the kitchen. If you have a shawl, that would be better. |
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| SUGGESTION: This slogan is so WELL WRITTEN, everyone else should quit writing slogans. Fire your copywriter, they probably hate their job anyway! |
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| Welcome to Future. |
