Captain America must have been hung over from the night before or something, because he didn't look too good. He was crawling around on all fours, and when I asked if there was still static between him and Tony Stark, he just barked at me.
Next you'll be telling me the Easter Bunny is a dog too. Wait, he's not, is he? The Easter Dog might be a good name for my next pamphlet. You're full of so many good ideas Sudsy!
Yeah but props to the Ghost of Christmas Present, the fat one in the middle of A Christmas Carol that brings Scrooge to the banquet and eats giant hams off the bone.
He might be the #1 ghost of all time, second only to Spooky, the mean ghost from Caspar that's like Mickey Rooney.
It's a dog FRANKIE
ReplyDeleteNext you'll be telling me the Easter Bunny is a dog too. Wait, he's not, is he?
DeleteThe Easter Dog might be a good name for my next pamphlet.
You're full of so many good ideas Sudsy!
I wasn't trying to give you good ideas. The Easter BUnny DOES NOT EXIST. SANTA DOES NOT EXIST. CHISTMAS NOR EASTER ARE NOT HAPPY.
ReplyDeleteYeah but props to the Ghost of Christmas Present, the fat one in the middle of A Christmas Carol that brings Scrooge to the banquet and eats giant hams off the bone.
DeleteHe might be the #1 ghost of all time, second only to Spooky, the mean ghost from Caspar that's like Mickey Rooney.
The number one what?
ReplyDeleteThat fat oaf. Of all time.
ReplyDeleteI, I, I
ReplyDeleteSpooky. Number one.
ReplyDeleteNumber fucking one.
ReplyDeleteThat was a big mistake Frankie.
ReplyDeleteI let it slide that you decorated my head like an easter egg. I brushed your hygene indiscretions under the carpet. But this? This?
ReplyDeleteYou shall be hearing from the Society for the Protection of Spectral Dignity
ReplyDeleteThe SOTPOSD is a scam and I keep telling you to stop paying them "dues" (with my checkbook).
DeleteThe guys that run that thing aren't even dead yet.
I enjoyed all of that.
ReplyDeleteSOFT SCRUB RILES OKAY!
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