By rights, I am king of the apartment! Toys are a screwy lot, let me tell ya — most of them are either hollow-headed, or have skulls full of cheap batteries — whichever way — they're brainless. That's why they're obsessed with daytime TV. The two kids sitting in the green plastic loveseat are a couple of troublemakers and I suspect they put him (King Bogemill) up to it, so's to keep me out of the dollhouse so they can watch — more daytime TV. You know how kids don't want to play with toys anymore? Well toys don't want to play with kids anymore, either. It's a vicious cycle of laziness and couch-potatoism. I support regular potatoism but couch-potatoism has too many grey areas — like infomerciality and ideas like "bad reception is good reception so long as there's some reception".
