Beware of Doghouse

I know for a fact that this doghouse has been condemned since Giuliani was in office. I'm so glad it's still there I almost went and peed on that plastic hydrant (I hadta pee in my pants instead). I thought about stealing the hydrant as I took this picture, but I didn't want the dog to come out of the flap and yell at me.

The doggy door-flap is a picture of Venice