Comic Book Scam Ads: Live Sea Horses!

I didn't know that young seahorses were called ponies.  With a custom aquarium and live snail included
in the deal, I'm in for the deluxe plan.  In Seahorses, the males get pregnant and swell up, carrying
THOUSANDS of baby ponies in their sack.  It's gross!  Double my Order!  I mean Triple it!