Kirk the Mop

Kirk claims to be the Apartment's "Director of Fitness".
Obviously, he's very unpopular (even more than Sudsy).
He invited me to his Jumping-Jacks Seminar last year.
After laughing in his face I asked him, "Is this a catered event?".
Mr. Parfenix flicked a cigarette at him when Kirk wouldn't eat Mr. P's infamous
Gargoyle Stew because he said it was unhealthy (can't argue with him there).
Frankie hates Kirk, proclaiming "There's only room for one Director in this Apartment!".
After a while of hating on Kirk, he decided to start hating us back.
That's when we REALLY started hating him.